New cars do lots of things cars didn’t do in the past, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Convenience has its merits. But what about pre-emption?
Cars once did as they were told by their owners and no more. If you didn’t want the doors to lock or the lights to come on, they didn’t until you locked them or turned them on. You could spin the tires and lock up the brakes as you liked.
New cars take those choices away from you, like a parent schooling a child. It is about to get much worse.
Volvo, which is not-coincidentally owned by the control-freak Chinese, intends to include an upgraded version of its “Volvo on Call” technology in its cars within the next couple of years. What it means is that your Volvo will make a call about your driving. If the car doesn’t like it based on data gleaned from sensors which monitor how you drive, the car will slow itself down and park where you’ll wait until the car decides to let you drive again.
Assuming it hasn’t called the cops.
Volvo isn’t the only car company intending to install such technology, either. In fact, most cars sold since about 2015 already have the technology to monitor and impede your driving.
Soon, they may have even more technology.
New Mexico Senator Tom Udall and Senator Rick Scott of Florida are “calling” for a new federal law requiring that all new cars be equipped with passive and active technology. They want to prevent the car from being driven and stop it while it’s being driven if sensors detect the presence of alcohol, the amount of that presence tunable to nil by the government-corporate nexus.
Right now, the legal threshold defining presumptive “drunk” driving in most states is a Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) of .08. Utah has already lowered BAC level to .05, and several states want to follow. For those under the legal age of 21, any alcohol, even if not actually in the person, constitutes “drunk” driving if it is found inside the car, under “zero tolerance” laws in every state.
Of course, the laws above are antiquated in that they require the overt act before punishment is imposed. No state has yet required that a person who hasn’t been convicted of DWI be required to have alcohol detectors and ignition interlocks built into their vehicle just in case they might attempt to drive after drinking.
So old fashioned! The guilty might escape, so let’s make sure the innocent don’t.
That, at any rate, seems to be the thinking of Senators Udall and Scott and (of course) Mothers Against Drunk Driving, which has become Mothers Against Drinking—period.
This might have merit, but then one could just as easily call for the abolition of all these distracting touchscreens in cars. These devices could almost certainly be proved a hazard to concentration at least equal to having had a single beer, glass of wine, or mixed drink with dinner—the amount of alcohol sufficient to approach the .05 BAC standard.
Probably more of a hazard, since alcohol may blur one’s vision when consumed in large quantities. Still, alcohol doesn’t necessarily make you take your eyes off the road, as using a touchscreen necessarily does.
Never mind. The usual cognitive dissonance and selective persecution apply.
“The issue has a real urgency to it,” Udall asserts, though, where the “urgency,” he says, exists is emanating from is hard to divine. To borrow a phrase delivered once upon a time by The Chimp: “Rarely is the question asked If something is such a needful and good idea, why is it necessary to force it on people?
Breathalyzers in cars are currently forced on people who have at least been convicted of drunk driving. Udall and Scott want to convict everyone a priori and punish proactively.
Is this the new legal standard in what’s still called America? If someone’s a problem, make everyone pay for it. Even if there isn’t a problem, make them all pay for it. There is money in it. And control. Irresistible catnip to people such as Udall et al.
“The industry is often resistant to new mandates,” Udall told Reuters. “We want their support, but we need to do this whether or not we have it.”
This new edict will almost certainly not be necessary, though, as the industry hasn’t been “resistant” to new mandates since the mid-’90s, when it made the cynical and profitable determination that it could make more money by forcing people to buy the mandated things. Airbags alone have increased the profit margin on every new car by at least $1,000.
In fact, the industry anticipates the mandates, and de facto imposes them before they become de jure.
Examples include Automated Emergency Braking, which has become unavoidable almost in a new car but isn’t yet federally mandated.
Who’s “we,” by the way? Udall and Scott mean them.
We haven’t been consulted. We have simply been told.
If the Udall-Scott bill becomes law, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) will decree “rules for advanced vehicle alcohol detection devices” by 2024.
How will “alcohol” be “detected”? Via touch, sensors built into the surfaces of steering wheels, gear selectors, and possibly door handles via sampling of the air inside the car. One assumes the sensors will (somehow) be savvy enough to separate the exhalations of passengers from those of drivers.
If not, then having a designated driver, who could be convicted of “drunk driving,” will find himself in the same peril as the non-drinking driver “sleeping it off” in the back seat of a parked car.
Eye movements will also be monitored for signs of “distraction” or “drowsiness” – the parameters established by those who program the technology.
Those parameters will, of course, be both arbitrarily set at a low threshold. Same as the paralyzing idiotic pre-emption of Automated Emergency Braking and Lane Keep Assist. “Assist” isn’t needed or wanted because it jams on the brakes when attempting to pass a slowpoke and then jerks the steering wheel in the direction opposite the driver’s chosen path if he hasn’t signaled his intention first.
Our choices are being winnowed to nil by the government-corporate nexus. New cars are becoming holding cells for prisoners who haven’t been charged with anything but who are nonetheless treated as such and who are increasingly under the omnipresent supervision of electronic see-eye guards who stand ready to “correct” us for deviating in the slightest from ‘The Rules.’
There is probably going to be a tremendous market for older cars that operate under our control, which leave the choices to us and don’t scold (or punish) us for not doing things that aren’t anyone else’s business.
Better get one before the rush.
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